5/25/10 - Grrrrr

Well, if you like the show Lost and have not seen the finale please read no further as I am about to do some commentary.

Dear Lost. I have two words for you. Fuck You.

I stuck with you for the last 5 years even when you took long breaks and time off to do god knows what. And THAT is what I got. Seriously? Did you fucking forget where you were going with that? Did you get that ending off of a Bazooka Joe gum wrapper? What The Fuck?!

Now there may be some people out there who are like "Oh no, it was deep" or "Don't you see the underlying meaning?"
No, I don't. Why? Cause there isn't any. They didn't plan for the ending and we got crap. I mean, was the island purgatory all along, or some sort of stopping point? What was the point of the following things that were not addressed: The old lady, Whittmore, any of the crap like the bottle of scotch that showed up like 70 times, and did the people in the plane make it home or did they die on the FUCKING WAY COME ON!

So needless to say, there will be many people out there who get a lot of different things from the show, some will think it is a masterpiece and some will not. But I think in one way this show lives up to its name. In the end, we, as the audience, are still so very very Lost. But not so much, as it may appear, as the writers. This show was entertaining, but entertaining like Circus Ole'. Splashy, confusing, and possibly foreign, and in the end you still have no idea what happened but might involve some kid flying an imaginary kite.

So needless to say I went out today and bought my new form of entertainment. That's right. A bucket of paint. I am going to watch paint dry.

Lost Commentary by one of the actors. It makes about as much sense as any of it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TylGeXzd9as


F.

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Mouth Urinal - Kind of sums up my feelings right now.
http://www.google.com/patents?id=htR7AAAAEBAJ&printsec=abstract&zoom=4#v=onepage&q&f=false