I got a paper cut on my tounge sealing an envelope.
I mean SERIOUSLY! I mean you think about it, but you also think "NO that can't happen. Somewhere someone brilliant designed the envelope to be paper cut free!" Incorrect! And that shit HURT. And to make matters worse it was for a property tax bill. So it hurts on the inside and on the outside (or perhaps inbetween seeing as it was my tounge)
Anywho. Let us summarize events of merriment.
Lots of fun things have happened recently one of the most notable things being my birthday. Woot! Freinds and I went to the Dogfish head Brewery and then back to our place for some games and good times. Enjoyment was had though I cannot recall all of it cause.. um... well lets just say I hit my head *wink*.
Went to the Wedding of my Brother in law and his girl. CONGRATS. That was quite the amusing wedding cause their crew is largely vegetarians and of a more eccentric nature than the people I usually see at work. Though the people I see at work are rather eccentric in their own unique way. The wedding was very cool though, lots of dancing, great food. Everyone wanted to stab the photographer which kinda scared me a bit cause she kept thinking a good picture was to stare into the sun through her viewfinder. We stayed at a beach house in MD and lots of relaxing was done.
Other than that the usual is going on. I usually find it easier to write a blog when I have something to rant about, so I shall begin a rant.
My dog.
My dog kicks ass. Honey Bun, named for her curly tail, is super cute and is chasing a laser around while I write this. Oddly enough I think she knows its a laser (she is a genius puppy) but she doesn't care and chases it for fun anyway. Like us watching movies. She had a bit of a scary run in a couple weeks ago when the vet gave her a vaccine without prepping her correctly and she passed out and had a bad allergic reaction and had to get some IV's stuck in her and benadril shots.
But she is back up and kicking now which is good. Meg apparently dound a contest trhough petsmart to dress her up and win money. There are few things in the world that are more horrible than dressing up a dog. Cute. But so sad at the same time. I think I shall dress her up as Cerberus the three headed dog of the underworld. We shall brainstorm and see though. Jacques on the other hand (our cat) got taken to the vet and told he has a failing liver. So they charged a billion dollars to tell me this and that the only thing I could do was pay MORE money for crazy stuff that MIGHT tell us a diagnosis that MIGHT be curable. FAIL. Pets are expensive, but only cause the vet rips you off. That and because they eat and poop a lot. The pets, not the vet. Though I'm sure the vet does too, but I felt it innapropriate to ask.
Yard is still out of control though I finally fixed the shed which had a tree fall on it. Still need to fix everything else though. The dog has figured out how to climb still higher on the couch, she now perches on the back and eats people's hair when they sit there. Very.... strange dog. Doing a little car hunting, thinking about getting rid of my car and picking up an SUV, as usual. Though I am debating a Nissan Exterra cause while I would love a jeep they tend to fall apart. Doin some kickball league again this year, which is very strange cause I am a fair bit older than most of the people who do that, ie. I have a masters degree. I found myself standing there yesterday thinking, "I think I'm the only one in this bar with a mortgage". Now THAT makes you feel like you are past your sell by date. But I have trouble remembering my age so that helps a bit ;) I find it odd that we keep giving the dog toys and treats that are bigger than her. Its amazing to see her dragging a bone bigger than herself around. Man, I feel like this blog rambles more than usual today.
And for those who may wonder, I honestly think like 90% of patents are seriously just people hiding condoms in weird ass places.
http://www.google.com/patents?id=GHSSAAAAEBAJ&printsec=abstract&zoom=4#v=onepage&q&f=false
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