Man I had some WEIRD dreams last night. It was very adventure center of the earth style. Man I LOVE nightmares. Like real ones, where you are facing against all odds, not lame ones where you run into an ex girlfriend or are being chased by a giant pair of shoes. I like the REAL ones. One set of shitty dreams I tend to have are what I coin, Obligation Dreams, and Rule Dreams. This means that in the dream world you are need to fulfill some stupid obligation that is not really understood or even able to be fulfilled, but you try the whole dream, like collating TPS reports or something bizarre, which, as you might guess, is impossible because you can't READ in a dream, though that doesn't stop you from trying. And the Rule Dreams are ones where a different set of reality rules apply. This usually occurs after a run of a few hours of video games before bed so that some of the physics rules of the games bleed over into your dreams, so perhaps you are only able to move in a linear pattern or in a hexagonal moving pattern or are limited in other ways. Both sets of these are annoying as crap. I have yet to figure out how to have the good nightmares. See the way I figure it, a "Good Dream" by normal standards is boring and useless. Sitting here I cannot actually imagine what a Good Dream might be aside from like hanging out with people or something. In my mind there is no such thing as a good dream because by definition a good dream would be a dream where something Good Happens, but the thing is, as it is a dream, once you wake up, that Good thing NEVER HAPPENED, so it automatically becomes a Bad Dream. Am I wrong? So I prefer NIGHTMARES. The number of dreams I have had with zombies and monsters is stunning, and while they don't always go well, they are interesting, and sometimes I win against them too which makes them Fun. Last night's adventure was a sort of Journey to the center of the earth bit, where (and I am paraphrasing and filling in the gaps as I go, as it is already alluding me) I worked for a construction team that was looking into a building that was sinking into a sink hole, and when we went into the foundation found 2 subterranean cultures that were fighting. Now the leaders of these cultures (both of a monster looking form) ended up having a one on one battle (quite spectacular) in what appeared to be a hollowed out subterranean building. One of them one (I think I helped but can't recall how) and then the whole place started to collapse because of the weight of the building above us (in the sinkhole) and so we all had to escape. Twas an interesting monster filled nightmare in the dark, and it was FUN. Don't know if I ever mentioned the Scariest dream I ever had in this blog before, but I dreamt I was a Foreign exchange student over in Tibet, but there was apparently some trouble there so we were all being sent home the next day (this is all dream back story that came with the dream, even though I didn't actively experience it. Kinda neat). So I am walking home on a gravel road in the dark trying to keep on the road by sound alone as there is NO light, when I catch SOMETHING moving out of the corner of my eye, so I roll and kick out at it. Then I call out to whomever is there to turn on their light. Then all I hear is Something scrabbling across the gravel towards me muttering something in a language I can't understand. But the REALLY scary as shit part was that my dream felt it appropriate to subtitle what was being said. And yes, I know I just said you can't read in dreams, and you CAN'T I know this because I have tried. You might get one or two words but it never makes sense. But THIS one did. So this THING in the dark I cannot see is scrabbling towards me muttering, and the subtitles keep reading "For the Flesh". And then it reached me and touched me in the ribs and I woke up. The bed had NOT been wet thank goodness, but scared the PISS out of me none the less. But still, I love nightmares, they're just interesting.
But that aside I went to the gym regularly for the past few days, feeling rocked in the Abs department for some reason (which is odd because I do them pretty often, not sure what over did it for them) and I did some Yoga yesterday, and big surprise there, I am not flexible. I am like an animated 2x4. Did some more brainstorming on scripts. Been working to stay ahead at work. And that about sums it up. Mainly a paperwork week with Taxes coming up and some other stuff. Gonna get my car inspected today, hoo-frikin-ray.
And that's all folks!
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